Subtract the following 2,400 hours from history and you’d have no mp3s, no LSD, no hip–hop, no soul–sucking corporate rock — actually, can we erase that last one?
Blender presents the most earth–shakingly important days in music, ever.
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Posted Tuesday 04/24/2007 1:00 AM
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Mike Errico
Pull up a barstool and a 12-pack: We've got a gallery full of honky-tonk women who've broken many hearts — and a couple noses, too.
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Posted Wednesday 03/28/2007 1:00 AM
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Larry Dobrow
If we had the skill and cojones to close major league baseball games, we’d likely choose something semitopical as our entrance song — say, Roy Orbison’s “It’s Over” or the Prodigy’s “Firestarter.” Alas, pitchers and fans alike respond less to lyrical frivolity than they do to
LOUD BOOM DRUM SMASH SMASH. Along those lines, then, here are the most memorable, if not the coolest or twangiest or most appropriate, closer entrance songs in recent MLB history.
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Posted Thursday 03/22/2007 1:00 AM
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We've compiled galleries full of the first ladies of the hip-hop game. Drop a diva-worthy beat, and your entire computer may start bouncing. Holla!
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Posted Monday 02/26/2007 1:00 AM
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David Peisner
Being a rock star is all about going that extra mile for the fans. Frequently it seems that extra mile involves massive pyrotechnic displays supervised by stringy-haired heshers who say things like, “Dude, this is going to be so fuckin’ rad!” Surprisingly enough, sometimes these displays don’t go exactly as planned. Here are 10 artists who learned the hard way that “If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned,” is more than just a tired old cliché.
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Posted Monday 02/05/2007 1:00 AM
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Mike Errico
For years, they've been ruling iPods, TV shows and silver screens, and for years we've been following them around, asking creepy questions and posting naughty photos on the Internet. The things we do for you people …
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Posted Thursday 02/01/2007 1:00 AM
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Mike Errico
Behold the luminous beings who've lit up screens both large and small. (Popcorn, phone numbers not included.)
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Posted Tuesday 12/12/2006 1:00 AM
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Mike Errico
We've scoured our archives to bring you the cream of the inked-up, bloody-knuckled rock & roll crop.
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Posted Tuesday 10/24/2006 1:00 AM
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In some circles, it's Halloween all year round. We've compiled a list of bands that traded in pop songs about cars, broken hearts and the VIP room for tirades about dismemberment, necrophilia and pus.
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Posted Sunday 02/15/2004 1:00 AM
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Clark Collis and Jonah Weiner
It takes a special kind of person to be musical
and sexy on the small screen. Which is why this list features only the finest lip-locking lesbians, bikini-sporting supermodels and…Homer Simpson?
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They have titanic egos, drug problems, public fights and quite often plastic-surgery obsessions — but hey, at least they’re in love! Why do so many musicians choose other stars to be their better halves? And out of all the adoring, crazy or just plain disastrous matches, which is the greatest?
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Five are musicians, six are businessmen, two are inanimate objects and quite a few are utterly nuts — they are music’s most reprehensible liars, cheaters, scammers and shysters. Lock your front door, hide your valuables and keep the cat in a safe place as
Blender introduces you to rock’s rottenest apples ever!
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