MOST GRUESOME LYRICS … EVER!

1. Mayhem, "Chainsaw Gutsfuck"
Deathcrush, 1987
THE DIRT: Norwegian death metal band break the fourth wall and live the nightmare — with gruesome results.
GRUESOMEST BIT: "Bleed down to the fucking core/You're going down for fucking more/Screw your slimy guts/Driving me fucking nuts!/Chainsaw in my bleeding hands/As I start to cut you in two/Your guts are steaming out/And I just love the sight!"
JOE SAYS: "You know you're gruesome when 1) Your singer commits suicide but decides that lacerating his wrists is not enough, so he completes the act with a shotgun blast to the head. 2) Your guitar player eats said singer's brains and makes several necklaces from the remnants of his skull. 3) Said guitar player becomes involved in a feud with a fellow musician and as a result gets murdered by way of 23 stab wounds to the head, neck and back and 4) Your band continues on to write more lyrics like these, which carry a simple theme: They want to fuck your guts with a chainsaw. Until you die."