The Hazards of Love
(Capitol)
Release Date: 03/24/2009 12:00
The stock vocabulary of rockverbal as well as musicalhas always been too limited and confining for Colin Meloy. And really, why shouldnt a smart songwriter rhyme falderal and chaparral, or set Irish mythological epics to 18-minute song suites? Cleverness, delivered with a wink to anyone joining in the sesquipedalian hijinks (for true fans, a dictionary is never far), earned the Decemberists the top spot in a 2006 vote by NPR listeners and gave Meloy unusual bragging rights: Hes the tweedy wizard who used a hint of satire to revive the impossibly uncool ogre of Jethro Tullvintage progressive rock. Somewhere along the way, though, Meloy forgot that the Achilles heel of Tull and their pals was taking all those Roman numerals and forest soliloquies waaaay too seriously. With the laborious merger of Japanese folklore and Shakespeare on 2006s The Crane Wife, Meloys wink began turning into a furrow, and cleverness overwhelms the humorless The Hazards of Love, a medieval romance that feels like homework. In some ways, this is the bands most accomplished album. A carefully and elaborately composed cycle, it weaves twinkling pastoral motifs and thunderous climaxes, recalling metal-folk-Hobbit amalgams like Led Zeppelins The Battle of Evermore. But Meloys love of archaic wordplay degenerates into a distracting tic (The prettiest whistles wont wrestle the thistles undone), and the story line doesnt justify its treatment in 17 parts: Wee Margaret is raped by a demon disguised as a fawn, then abducted; shes saved by boyfriend William, but they drown in a river. Along the way, Meloy drops in superfluous references to eighth-century Welsh history and crowing corncrakes.The harpsichord and childrens choir in The Hazards of Love 3 (Revenge!) are clichés of British progressive rock. But thats not what makes the album dullMeloy, after all, made his name by breathing life into clichés. Its the hollowness that emerges once you realize that what matters isnt the story being told, or the feelings expressed, or even the music itself, but rather the glossary. And thats falderal.
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