Baby Makin Music
(Def Soul/Def Jam)
Release Date: 12/20/2005 12:00
This forthrightly titled album features 64-year-old soul singer Ron Isley, not his über-macking alter ego, Mr. Biggs. Whats the difference? The latter, a frequent R. Kelly sidekick, slick-talks ladies so he can bed em; the former slick-talks ladies so he can wife em. Lyrically, it amounts to the same: excruciatingly cheesy, gruesomely detailed pickup lines about being inside of you/making up for the time/I didnt give it to you. Gliding effortlessly into falsetto, Isleys velvety voice has an alluring been-there-done-that quality, and for good reason: since the 1950s, various configurations of the six Isley Brothers have gone from gospel to Motown, hard funk to R&B. But since nearly every track is about being there, doing that and turning it all around for a good womans love, that voice becomes tepid and tedious. Younger brother Ernies power-ballad guitar heightens the tackiness of stale love songs with all the sincerity of, well, Mr. Biggs.
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