Chris Kattan: Im Not a Sing-along Guy
Posted Thursday 05/15/2003 1:00 AM in
My Music
by
Edward Helmore
I think I learned early that theres an unheard rhythm to physical comedy, muses Saturday Night Lives deranged monkey boy and Roxbury disco maniac Chris Kattan, between unintentionally comedic fits of sneezing. You may not hear it, he splutters, but I can hear it my head.Filed Under:
chris kattan, saturday night live
For Kattan, 31, the music in his head hasnt stood in the way of a rising career. Hes just finished his sixth season on SNL, and he stars in the new spoof Undercover Brother as villainous Mr. Feather, a madman who plots to turn black people white. (Were not making this up.)
Even as a tyke, the rubber-faced funnyman showed signs of the kind of ludicrous musical overacting that would become his trademark routine (witness his hilarious solo on a-has Take on Me in last years Corky Romano). A young Kattan, at a Big Band performance at the Hollywood Bowl with his parents, instinctively began conducting the orchestra. His future as a performer was set.
Since those days, theres always been plenty of music for Kattan to spoof. Growing up in a granola community northeast of Los Angeles, he was subjected to the hippie music of the era. Later, as a high-schooler in Seattle, he endured terrifying hair bands of the mid-80s, like Winger.
Music gives you an identity, offers the simian star, but I wasnt into what everyone else was listening to. I wasnt a sing-along kind of guy. Id rather drive alone and listen to one song over and over and think about this one girl.
Oh, dear. Well, never mind. Lets take a seat on the sidewalk, crack open a tasty container of chicken lo mein and tuck into Kattans lonely lunch of rock
Trainspotting, Vols. 1 and 2, Original Soundtrack
Capitol, 1996 and 1997
Its got great songs, like Iggy Pops The Passenger and Lust for Life. That just makes me want to drive. When I was in school and realized I had a comedian side, I would act out a lot of these songs for girls. Added value, I guess, since I wasnt a football player.
U2, The Joshua Tree
Island, 1987
You go to a U2 concert, and they still look like theyre having fun. The Joshua Tree is probably their best album, and I love the less commercial songs, like Running to Stand Still and Exit. Theyre dramatic and melodic, and they have a tone of spirituality without being too full of shit.
Sam Cooke, The Man Who Invented Soul
RCA, 2000
I always come back to Cooke. Everyone knows Sad Mood, Cupid and Bring It on Home to Me, but theres a song on here called Teenage Sonata. Its incredibly romantic. A couple of weeks ago, I took my girlfriend onto the roof, put my headphones on her, played the song and danced with her.
The Velvet Underground, 1969: Velvet Underground Live
Mercury, 1974
They start by saying, Does anyone have to go home tonight? Who goes to school? Can we play really long, then? Its got the best version of Sweet Jane, and Heroin is great. Whatever was going on, whether they were on heroin, I dont know, but it sounds amazing.
The Beatles, Revolver
Capitol, 1966
The Beatles made Revolver right before they got into the drug stuff. Theyre right on the line between getting a little fucked up but not telling you. But then, by the time they get to Magical Mystery Tour, its more like, OK, well, weve already had an overdose.
The Rolling Stones, Some Girls
Virgin, 1978
I love Shattered, Miss You and especially Beast of Burden. For me, that one has to do with a girl, fortunately or unfortunately another one who got away. It was a song that she loved, so I ended up getting addicted to it.
David Bowie, The Singles Collection
EMI, 1999
Hes done so many great songs, from Pretty Things to Lets Dance. Jean Genie and Suffragette City are my favorites. You know what I dont like? Scary Monsters. Sometimes he sounds too much like Katherine Hepburn.
Original Soundtrack, Rushmore
Polygram, 1999
Wes Anderson does some of the better compilation soundtracks of songs youve forgotten about. This has Cat Stevenss Here Comes My Baby and John Lennons Oh Yoko! thats not even on The Best of John Lennon. I love songs that are really happy.
Radiohead, OK Computer
Capitol, 1997
No Surprises is my favorite. They were on Saturday Night Live once, and it was pretty amazing to see them rehearsing just a few feet away. Its great when your favorite bands come to play. I dont know who I was more excited about: Radiohead, Natalie Imbruglia or All Saints.
Love, Forever Changes
Elektra, 1967
I love that song Alone Again Or its crazy. Arthur Lee sings, I think people are the greatest fun. He was crazier than even Brian Wilson. On the inside cover of that record, theyre taking themselves very seriously, standing on a mountain but one of them is wearing nothing but his underwear!


