Caught on Camera: Oh, No They Didn't!
20. Firecrotch!Davis vs. Lohan
Leaving a Hollywood club in 2006, greasy oil heir Brandon Davis launches into a rant about Lindsay Lohan’s nether regions for the benefit of the paparazzi, while companion Paris Hilton laughs and eggs him on. Davis repeatedly calls Lohan a “firecrotch,” saying, “it fucking smells like diarrhea,” then describes Lohan’s clitoris as “seven feet long” before speeding off into the night with Hilton.


