Lil Wayne: All About My Year
Favorite song of 2006“We Fly High” by Jim Jones. I ride with Jim.
Favorite new word or catchphrase
Believe that.
Favorite sign of the Apocalypse
That’s gay. Next question.
Biggest time-suck
I ain’t gonna lie: bitches.
Best sex you had this year
I think it was Minnesota. The girls were real fine, and there was more than a couple of them.
Where were you the moment you heard Lance Bass was gay?
Who’s that, the dude from ’N Sync? I think I read it in a magazine at the airport — he was at a gay party or something, looking all happy and shit. I’ve been saying he was gay for a while, but I’m just a nigga — we call all people like that gay.
Favorite prescription medication
Promethazine with codeine. That’s cough syrup — lean. I like to mix it with Hawaiian Punch.
What have you done to bring sexy back?
I don’t have to bring sexy back. I’m paid. Money makes me sexy.
What are you going to rename your adopted African baby?
Oh, like how Madonna and them got little black kids? I think that’s gangsta. We need somebody with money to come save our ass. But I have a beautiful 8-year-old daughter named Reginae, and if I brought home any other children, she’d be real jealous.
Do you know where we can score some strawberry cocaine?
That’s a white-people’s drug. We niggas — if we get on some coke, we gonna kill the world.
Will you be our MySpace friend?
Oh, for sure!
Ambition/hope for 2007
To make sure all my people get paid. Believe that.
