Who Killed Hip Hop?
On his new album Hip Hop Is Dead, Nas calls for a crap-rap ceasefire, declaring war on industry Judases. We just want to make sure he aims his verbal bullets in the right direction.
1. Accessory to Murder: White People
M.O.: Rap-rock blowhards like Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst took poetry from the street to the sandbox by melding a new breed of punk-pop, and the most elementary of rhyming skills, into compositions like "Nookie." All fourth graders should double-check their English assignments for possible plagiarism.
Sentence: Co-starring with rock cock Scott Stapp in a frequently downloaded, just-as-quickly deleted sex tape; loss of all scalp follicles; time already served.
