Borat: #92 on the Blender 100 for 2006

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
It is a nice temperatures. I am very comfy. It is great honor to be in a room with a chairs and windows made from glass.

When’s the first time you realized you were hot?
When I was age of 6 and was work at the Tirenshenk nuclear reactor. I had honor of being one of the 3,000 children select to climb inside the pipes and clean the core.

At what age were you least hot?
During the winter of 1991 in Almaty. We were so cold that we was force to burn my sister’s clothes for warmth. We were only saved when my mother shave her pubis and knit hairs into woolly gloves.

What’s the downside of being so darn hot?
Although I like very much be warm, when it too hot I get fungus grow beneath my testes satchel.

What advice do you have for those who aspire to hotness?
My advice is burn your sister’s clothes and shave your mother’s pubis for knit gloves. In really cold winters, I suggest sleep near core of your local nuclear reactor.

What’s on your own personal hot list?
Soup, socks and hair gloves.

Paris Hilton: hot or not?
Who is this Paris Hilton, can you show me picture? [Borat is shown a photo of Paris Hilton.] No, I not familiar with this boy.

Hot food?
My favorite hot food is dogs that is hot.

Hot sexual position?
The doggie. The man stand behind and the dog stand in front. It is naughty, but I like. Why not!?

Hot website?
www.borat.tv. This is my website. Also I on my spaces, so that I can meet girls under age of 15. I also like official Kazakhstan government pay site — www.illegalkazakhteens.kz.

Hot celebrity baby?
The most popular baby in my country was born from two housemates nine month after end of hit television program Kazakh Big Brother. The mother was ex-Olympic gymnast Lily Utmarkan, and father was celebrity sex criminal Urkin the Rapist.

Hot mode of transportation?
I like very much space rockets!

Hot method of execution by secret police?
The secret police have never execute anybody — they very nice people. (If you print that they do, then they will kill you.)

Hot black-market bargain?
Kazakhstan do not have a negro market. It modern country with superstores that sell everything just like US and A, including flutes made from Jews’ ribs and also luxury goods like toilet seats made from polished women’s pelvises.

Hot Kazakhstan getaway destination?
For vacations I recommend very much the Astana Funworld Family Resort. It have something for everyones — for wives there are luxury cages, for husbands there is unlimited buffet of regularly cleaned Uzbek prostitutes, and for children there is enclosure in which they can hunt wild boar, dog and gypsies.

What’s your fallback plan for when you inevitably lose your hotness?
Burn my sisters clothes and shave my pubis and use to make knit a comfy hat.