Blender’s Heat-Seeking, Sweat-Dripping, Pool-Hopping Summer Music Blowout
Posted Thursday 05/08/2008 12:00 AM in
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Josh Eells, Elizabeth Goodman, Jonah Weiner and Mark Yarm
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50 CentWhen the weather gets hot, the G-Unit honcho gets orgy-ing.
We’re at a barbecue and G-Unit’s new CD comes on—what happens?
Man, the party gets going! Say it started at a 5—we come on, the level goes straight to 9. People feel good. And it doesn’t drop all night.
Mandals: yes or no?
Not cool. A man shouldn’t be showing off his toes, even if you take good care of your feet.
Do you like drinks with umbrellas?
I don’t really drink alcohol, but I’ll have virgin piña coladas and strawberry daiquiris. They look nice. And I like talking to a young lady with an umbrella in her drink!
We’re at the ice-cream truck—what are you licking?
Strawberry Shortcake. I’d run up to the truck for that. I can’t have one right now, though; I’m training.
If I weren’t famous I’d be, like, 240 pounds, Strawberry Shortcake wrappers all around me.
Ever peed in a swimming pool?
I have. It’s gross, but I don’t care. Nobody’s gonna catch you!
What sport would you like to see added to the summer Olympics?
Do they have group sex in the Olympics? I’d do pretty well at that. I’ve had a lot of practice.
Can you give us a freestyle rhyme about summer?
It’s 50, I worked hard all year/to make it to the summer Olympics, now I’m here/Speak with me, freak with me, get in between the sheets with me … or out on the beach with me!
G-Unit’s T.O.S. is out June 24.


