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The Worst Duets We Know

Posted Wednesday 11/28/2007 12:00 AM in Guide by Larry Dobrow
10. “Close My Eyes Forever,” Lita Ford and Ozzy Osbourne (1988)
Future generations of metallurgists will point to this drippy piece of gloss as the precise moment that the power ballad imploded upon itself. They will then turn their attention to the anthropological impact of Lita Ford’s meticulously shredded jeans and Ozzy’s finely tousled hair, and thank whatever god or appliance they worship that they weren’t alive in 1988. 
 
9. “Now I’m Following You,” Madonna and Warren Beatty (1990)
 The only duet in recorded history in which one of the participants doesn’t bother to open his mouth while singing. Thinking about what might’ve transpired in the recording studio as these two, uh, “well-traveled” lovebirds sang their parts makes us want to shower. 
 
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