Bulldog Gin

This new UK classic is infused with poppy and dragon eye, and comes in a broad shouldered, spike collared and cigarette ash–tinted bottle. Choosing the same canine found on the label of metalcore and punk-focused Victory records, Bulldog bites every bit as hard as Hatebreed barks. ($30.99/750ml)

http://www.bulldoggin.com/

Ant Commandos Freedom V Wireless Guitar Controller

Don't look like a dork while standing on the couch in your underwear staring at the TV — look like a dork with a wireless guitar controller. The Freedom V works with Playstation2's mega hits Guitar Hero and Guitar Hero II, and the ten button design lets you play low on the neck, and then jump up to the top for wailing solos. They look totally hawtt and inspire unspeakable acts of groupie lust. Now go get yourself a standing "O"! ($59.99)

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Romantic Vacation Destination: Rhein-Ruhr, Germany

Germany is the metal epicenter of Europe, and the Rhein-Ruhr region is the metal epicenter of Germany - and that means you want to be there. But you're not the book-a-tour type, so do your own thing and rent a car with Enterprise. Maps are optional, but personally, we think using one is kinda weak. (Weekend-long rates for economy cars out of Düsseldorf are approximately 95 Euros)

http://www.enterprise.com

Toothtunes: Kiss

Dentists recommend that you brush your teeth for a full two minutes, but how do you keep time? Toothtunes is a soft bristled toothbrush that transmits songs and music vibrations through the teeth and directly into your inner ear — to increase the volume, simply increase your brushing pressure. Polish your bicuspids to Kiss' "Rock & Roll All Night," Queen's "We Will Rock You" or less metal choices like Destiny’s Child, Black Eyed Peas, Hilary Duff and others. ($9.99)

www.hasbro.com/toothtunes/

Renegade Blankets

Falling asleep to "Enter Sandman" can be even sleepier in a custom-crafted blanket that you'd be proud to hang on the wall. Ozzy and Sharon, Carmen and Dave, and Nelly and, uh, Nelly are proud owners, and you can choose from styles that incorporate the Sacred Heart and Thorns, the Gothic Cross and yes, the Skull and Crossbones. If things go well this year, there's even a smiling skull version for lil' Metal Mulletbaby. ($98–$110)

www.renegadebabe.com/index.html