The Crawl: Steven Tyler Has Fallen off the Internet and Can't Get Up
+ Even rock stars can get crotchety in their old age. Take Aerosmith's Steven Tyler (please), who recently sued some anonymous bloggers who had been impersonating him and starting false rumors about his family, or his scarves, or something. The problem is, these anonymous bloggers were anonymous, and so Steven didn't know who to sue. The suit was promptly dismissed, and Mr. Tyler was led back to his bus by a roadie. [NBC Los Angeles, via Tiny Mix Tapes]
+ Madonna and Guy Ritchie may be no more, but you can always have this nude portrait of the couple as a reminder of what once was. It's by Peter Howson, and it's up for auction this weekend in Scotland. We'll start the bidding at, um, nothing. NSFW, prob. [NME]
+ Well, we have good news and bad news regarding Scott Weiland and Stone Temple Pilots. According to Weiland, STP are making a record. In Vegas. With Don Was. We leave it to you to decide what the good and bad news is. [Blabbermouth]
+ This month's star-studded Dark Was The Night show at Radio City Music Hall is now streaming at NPR. The show featured The National, David Byrne, Dirty Projectors, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, Bon Iver, Feist and more. So stream already. [NPR]
+ F*cked Up, those purveyors of hard core from the north (that would be Toronto), are not the type of dudes you would think would be accepted as talking head-types on cable television, but then again Fox News is crazy... crazy like a fox! Yes, Damian Abraham, aka Pink Eyes, is set to be a regular on Fox News' Red Eye show. Host Greg Gutfeld is apparently a big fan. Abraham's jaw is on the ground. And TV just got weirder. Peep a past appearance below. [Pitchfork]
