Pumping Farrah for a Rock of Love Spoiler

Oh, Rock of Love Bus, wither the glorious, blonde skankiness of yesteryear? It seems the show that helps girls feel better about the time they flashed their boobs at the Poison concert and guys feel optimistic about their hair loss has become the rock ‘n’ roll equivalent of Dr. Phil. Could it be because the brunettes are running things now? Instead of greasy tumbles, bisexual four- and five-ways, we get repeated scenes of Taya’s primping, Mindy’s “funks” and Jamie’s struggles with vocabulary. The show has meandered into a series of Bret serenades on South Beach balconies and catfights that never escalate to the point where someone may lose her top.

“The chicks that are left are so boring. It’s just retarded,” Farrah Sinclair tells us. She’s the curvy Southern-drawled blonde best known for “What the French?” and a side-stage makeout sesh that got so hot, even the be’danna’d Poison front man cut her from the contest in episode eight. (“What did he want us to do, just stand there?” Farrah says). For the record, she knows how this season ends. But she won’t say. We tried. “I don’t think anybody’s even going to care,” she says. (So much for Rock of Farrah). She also tells us she's dropped 15 pounds--"All the girls on the show gained a ton of weight from drinking constantly," she says.

Watch for her on the reunion show. She’s shooting it Wednesday and, as of press time, had no plans for fighting and/or making out with any of the other girls. She’s pretty great at improv, though.