Original Limp Bizkit Reforms As Part of Emergency Nookie Stimulus Package

News this morning that fans of ballcap metal must be salivating over: that Limp Bizkit—that’s Fred Durst, Wes Borland, and all of the original members—are cooking up a new batch of songs and a tour. But in the daunting face of a comeback challenge, is it a good idea for the boys to categorically insult modern metal acts (actually wouldn’t be the first time Durst lashed out at fellow rockers)?
 
"We decided we were more disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music than we were with each other,” the band says in a statement on its relaunched website (now complete with live chat). “Regardless of where our separate paths have taken us, we recognize there is a powerful and unique energy with this particular group of people we have not found anywhere else. This is why Limp Bizkit is back."
 
Also, the landlord no longer accepts rhymes and gently worn red ballcaps as rent payments. 
 
The boys are planning a tour in May of Russia, Ukraine, and Baltic countries. We hear Northern Dobruja likes to party!