Eurythm Method: Sweet Dreams are Made of This

No one oozes sex like Eurythmics’ Dave Stewart, but his diamond-studded vibrator is hardly the first rocker-inspired adult toy.

1. Dave Stewart
Little Something Tonight ($195–$2,000)
“I wanted to create something that would be accepted, almost like jewelry, and not just pulled out like a big purple throbbing thing,” says songwriter and producer Dave Stewart, who sells his vibes at what he terms his London “sensuality shop,” Coco de Mer; they’re part of his Rock Fabulous lifestyle brand and are paired with an original song and video in ads. “This is a great entry point that really could expand,” he explains. Um … that’s what she said?


2. Samantha Fox
The Sam Fox Breast Enlarger ($30)
What sounds like your teenage dream job is actually a machine designed “to increase the size of your boobs quickly and noticeably.” Or at least those of ladies wanting the famed rack of the former topless model turned ’80s singer of “Naughty Girls (Need Love Too).”

3. U2
Zooropa Condoms ($37 for two)
“Electronically tested,” lubricated rubbers were distributed in black packaging with “no baby” symbols. Alas, any left in circulation expired in ’96.

4. Warren Cuccurullo
Rock Rod ($59.99)
It’s his ex-bandmate Simon LeBon who plowed through models, but the former Duran Duran guitarist became a porn star and marketed a self-molded eight-inch dildo.

5. KISS
KISS Kondoms ($4.95 for a three-pack)
“Sex is always embarrassing, so when a guy whips out a KISS condom and there’s Gene Simmons’ tongue hanging out, it lightens up the situation,” Simmons said. And completely kills the mood.