Your Black Friday Playlist

It's Black Friday! Time to get out there and spend money you don't have! Come on America, do your part. It's your economy too.  Put some money into it!  Bail out a retail giant!  While you're at it, make sure you rock a solid playlist on the way:

"Champion" by Kanye West: If you shop so much you speak Italian, you should have no trouble ordering some garlic knots at the Sbarro's.

"You Get What You Give" by New Radicals: I can't hear this song without thinking of the mall.

"Move B*tch" by Ludacris: You're gonna wanna blast this one in the parking lot.  Or just scream it out when you're trying to make your way into the 6 a.m. early bird sales.

"Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits: Trust me, when you see that 4-foot-tall dancing Santa in the window of the Hallmark, you will be getting NOTHING for your money.

"Material Girl" by Madonna: Look, Madonna doesn't want a diamond bracelet or any of that expensive stuff...but some of us other ladies would GLADLY accept a floor-length pink satin dress.

"Upgrade" by Beyonce: When that salesperson at Best Buy asks you if you want to upgrade to the 300 inch plasma screen multi-media center, just remember, Beyonce would approve.

"The Twelve Days Of Christmas" by John Denver & The Muppets: Time to officially kick off the Christmas season - and what better way than with the best Christmas album of all time?

"Peaceful Easy Feeling" by The Eagles: At about the 8th hour of shopping, 4 borderline fist-fights over a Wii Fit, and 11 catastrophic fights with your wife, you're going to want to quietly sing this to yourself over and over again.  Don't worry if people stare. It's better than shooting them, right?