Sex Toys and Songs: One Of These Is Downloadable

It's always tough finding gifts for people. What do you get the person who has eveything? How about the cousin who doesn't like ANYTHING?

And what about that Eurythmics-loving sex toy-enthusiast friend of yours? Dude, NO PROBLEM!

Just head over to this site, the internet headquarters for Jimmyjane, "a lifestyle brand that joins the ephemera of sexiness with the substance of design." You see, Jimmyjane has teamed up with Dave Stewart, formerly of the Eurythmics and producer extraordinaire, to give customers the ultimate aural (erm...) experience. Purchase their (self-described "iconic") vibrator Little Something and you'll receive a code for a free download of Let's Do It Again, a brand new Dave Stewart song. Lets get some more info straight from the horse's mouth (ew, sorry):

The project is a multifaceted mashup of design, luxury, sex and music, and is even accompanied by its own song, "Let's Do It Again", available for download with a special code included with each vibrator. The song and provocative video, starring recording artist Sierra Swan, were created by Stewart for this unprecedented project, and are premiering exclusively on Jimmyjane.com.

Sounds enticing. But how did they arrive at that particular order of aesthetics? So design is most important, then luxury, and THEN sex, and after that, music? Look, Jimmyjane, you sell vibrators; there's nothing wrong with mentioning sex first. How's this:

The project is a multifaceted mashup of sex, sex, design, sex, luxury, sex and music, and sex, and music, and sex and sex.

There! Much better. So, is there a returns policy?