Poll: Pick the Most Pathetic Coldplay Fan
New
York City is abuzz today with Coldplay in town for their free concert
at Madison Square Garden. And nothing brings out the desperate online
date pleas like a free Coldplay show at Madison Square Garden. We combed through Craigslist and found
a couple dudes who can't wait to give their extra ticket to that lucky
lady (or dude) in hopes of a "Clocks" make out session. But which one
is the most pathetic? You decide!Coldplay Player #1: "I have tickets, backstage passes and know the members of the band / will party with them this weekend and after concert. Just need a date. Looking for a girl (under 30) who wants to come and look good by my side. Please send me a picture and description of yourself. And trust me, I'm good looking, and this is not a joke or a hoax."
Coldplay Player #2:
"I have one extra floor ticket for free.
This is for a guy only, gay or bi preferred. I am 28 cute white guy, email me a pic and I will reply to all responses.
After the show, who knows?"
Coldplay Player #3: "Have a free Coldplay ticket. Looking for a hot date to go to the
Coldplay show tomorrow night. Must be a female. Must send picture and
reason why I should pick you. How will you make this the best night of
the summer?"
