Newer Than New Videos The Ultimate T-Pain Parody

J-Black Music: "Buy You Some Gum"
Bad breath can turn anyone from a happy-go-lucky scamp to a nose-covering victim in seconds flat. The dudes of J-Black Music know this and that's why they made a sophomoric "Buy U a Drank" parody video with a product-placing, stank-breath theme. "You can try Winterfresh, I prefer Trident," says J-Black, spitting straight outta his bedroom, "Just chew some fucking gum because your breath smell like crap." That doesn't really rhyme, but the copious Bluetooth-age on display helps put this spoof above the gazillion other "Drank" redos out there.

Chris Cornell: "Arms Around Your Love"
Director: Caswell Coggins
Even some gratuitous stripper shots can't salvage this tired song/video from the aging alt-rock trash heap. Speaking for every Soundgarden fan still left: Chris, please stop trying to be a popular musician, you're hurting our flannel souls.

Phoenix: "The Rally"
Director: Daniel Askill
Utilizing a stuttering-still-shot technique, this documentary-style video follows fine French guitar rockers Phoenix as they take on Japan. As with most "foreigners in Japan" films, the video highlights karaoke, foot traffic and futuristic cityscapes. Also, like most "foreigners in Japan" films, it makes us want to visit Japan—must be doing something right.