The Crawl Prince Challenges Paris Hilton

<< Prince calls Paris Hilton onstage at one of his recent gigs only to put her vocal talents to the test, according to a tabloid. Spoiler: She does not pass the test. (Paris denies the story, but who are you going to believe?) [Us Weekly]

+ Police claim that rapper Eve bumped her car into a divider in Hollywood. Naturally, some dude is there to film the aftermath. That's all well and good but where was this cameraman when the car actually crashed?! Shouldn't celebrities be on camera at all times with creepy paparazzo constantly asking them about their day? Screw reality TV, how about reality life. Think about it. [E Online]

+ Have you heard of this Pirates of the Caribbean movie franchise? We think the third installment could really make a few bucks. Watch the trailer here.

+ Björk says Timbaland makes "pranksta" beats. We smell beef...maybe Scott Storch will try to get the singer on his next remix. [Stylus]

+ The Game falls off a stage while performing (below), inspiring us to dream about a hip-hop version of America's Funniest Home Videos. [Smarten Up Nas]