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When Will Lil Wayne Croak?



Blender January 14 2008

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BIRTH DATE
09/27/1982
CURRENT AGE 25
DEATH CALCULATOR STARTS AT AGE 79


CATEGORYYEARS ADDED / SUBTRACTED
African American (-6) male (-2)-8
Father figure: Dad died when he was 14 (-2); had daughter at 15—“They have a great relationship,” says her mother (+2); calls Cash Money founder Baby his surrogate father (+1)+1
Neurobic success: Songwriter, rapper, performer; wrote his first rap when he was 8+2
Home trauma: Hurricane Katrina destroyed his family’s house-4
Police run-ins: Arrested on multiple charges including possessing pot and large quantities of Xanax and hydrocodone in August ’06, possession of an illegal gun in July ’07 and for being a fugitive in October ’07-10
Anger: Reacted to negative press by saying, “I’m from the hood! If they say, ‘Screw me,’ screw you!”-6
Jail time:  Spent a night behind bars after allegedly missing two court appearances-2
Deadbeat customer: Jewelry-store owner accused him of failing to pay $170,000 bill-2
Confidence: Calls himself “best rapper alive”+1
Lawsuit: A fan sued for $1 million in injuries sustained during a concert stampede allegedly instigated by Wayne throwing money-2
Higher ed: Earned a 3.2 GPA at the online University of Phoenix last year+1
Drug use: Rumored to be abusing pot and prescription pills-6

ESTIMATED LIFE EXPECTANCY
44
PROJECTED YEAR OF DEATH2026

DIAGNOSIS
Gerontologist Dr. David J. Demko:  “Guns, drugs and a hot temper don’t mix. In order for Lil Wayne to increase his longevity, he needs to seriously concentrate on staying out of jail.”
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