The Worst Rock Movies Ever Made ... (So Far)

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Woodstock (1970)Those damn hippies, with their knotty hair, mud-caked fingernails and cheapo documentaries shot for around $600,000 that somehow grossed $50 million at the box office. Forget all the “it’s all about the
viiiiiibe, man” bleats. Forty years after the fact, few of the performances dazzle; for every Hendrix, there are three Sha Na Nas. Really, there were just as many memorable sets at the musical shma-shmortion that was last summer’s Live Earth. As for Woodstock’s cultural significance, well, even the most heralded rock concert is still a rock concert. Overrated.