1. Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson and the Jacksons
The most popular of the clan (who also holds the title of "King of Pop"), Michael, has fought multiple accusations of child molestation over the years, and seems to get weirder by the minute. Sister La Toya, who once claimed she believed the foul rumors about Michael, posed nude for Playboy against her family's wishes, and at one time cut most of her family ties. Jermaine, who might be the smartest sibling, has traveled as far away from the family as possible, and currently lives, sibling-free, in Dubai. Tito and Jackie pop in and out of family drama with divorce, debacles with the law and family embarrassment. Which brings us to sister Janet, whose bare nipple was exposed to millions of people (mainly families) during a halftime performance at Super Bowl XXXVIII. This could go on for pages. And after the story is finally written, it will have done exactly that.