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Not since those two fat guys rode dirt bikes has someone set such ridiculous Guinness World Records as those set by Weezer in L.A. during the shoot for their new video for “Troublemaker”: Largest Air Guitar Ensemble (233 people), Longest Guitar Hero World Tour Marathon (10 hours, 12 minutes, 54 seconds - gotta pay the bills, right?), Most People in a Custard Pie Fight (120), Most People Riding on a (single) Skateboard (22), and the best, Largest Game of Dodgeball (two teams of 50 each).
Sadly, the band was not recognized for drummer Pat Wilson playing the world’s tiniest drum kit. Nor were they acknowledged for efforts to construct the world’s biggest logo out of cheesy nachos – that’s really it’s own reward, though, isn’t it? Congrats to Rivers and crew, nonetheless. Here’s wishing them the same record-breaking success in album sales. (Just in case, though, the band is set to head back to the studio in about a month.)
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"They say I need some Rogaine to put in my hair" sings Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo on the song "Pork and Beans". Don't call it a lyric, call it the truth. Cuomo's ever-balding crown was quite noticeable at his band's Madison Square Garden show Wednesday, even from the stratospheric section. The man's pushing 40, and if you've listened to Weezer's latest LP, the Red Album, he's none too happy about it.
Sometimes though the best way for a rock star to combat the progression of manhood is to become something of a manchild - in this case, a manchild dressing in spaceman-like jumpsuits and jumping on trampolines. Perhaps it's an attempt at keeping an aging act alive? Or maybe it's a genuine foray into dorkdom? Either way, catchy songwriting helps to compliment this kind of physical display.The rest of the group, (bassist Scott Shriner, lead guitarist Brian Bell and drummer Pat Wilson) did their part by donning jumpsuits as well, while amplifying power-pop ditties about desperate memories, schoolboy confusion and wet dreams gone by. Behold - the Weezer way!
By and large, the fans seemed easy to please. Older, grunge-era fanatics (aka worshippers of the 1994 Blue Album, 1996's Pinkerton) played nice with younglings who probably skipped over the first three albums and loved everything from 2002's Maladroit onward. And despite Tom DeLonge's unnecessary guest appearance on the classic "Undone - The Sweater Song" (his band, Angels & Airwaves were the opening act), favorites like "Say it Ain't So", "Keep Fishin" and "Perfect Situation" made for some wonderfully kooky, rocked-out entertainment.
Memorable moments include rousing versions of Oasis' "Morning Glory" and Nirvana's "Sliver". The best though was when 30 New York City musicians took the stage to perform "Beverly Hills" - a thumpy ode to dreams of the good life. Cuomo clearly got a kick out of leading the hootenanny of trumpets, guitars, flutes and saxophones (hell, there had to be an accordion in there!).
And, yes, Cuomo enjoys his kicks often. Not just figurative ones that come from fronting a successful rock band, but literal ones that send cherry-red record players crashing to the stage floor towards the end of the set. The machine was spinning "Heart Songs", the Red Album's touching-yet-annoying nod to childhood idols (thus its destruction made some sense). Here's a guy slowly accepting the end of his youth; he'll just be damned if he's going to like it.

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Weezer
Weezer

DHC/Interscope
Power-pop vets pen a love
letter to other people’s songs, forget how to write their
own
By Tim Grierson
>> Read the full
review here.
Gavin Rossdale
Wanderlust

Interscope
Long-gone ’90s pinup relaunches
his career on the label that made his wife far more
famous
By Rob Sheffield
>> Read the full
review here.
Shearwater
Rook

Matador
From Texas’s indie-est
ornithologist, a haunting set that’s like Animal Planet gone
apocalyptic
By Josh Eells
>> Read the full
review here.
Ladytron
Velocifero

Nettwerk
Dance-floor decadence from two
singers who resemble models and two synth geeks who resemble the undead
Bela Lugosi
By Rob Sheffield
>> Read the full
review here.
The Virgins
The Virgins

Atlantic
The name is ironic, ’cause they
actually have a lot of sex — get it?
By Jonah Weiner
>> Read the full
review here.
Opeth
Watershed

Roadrunner
Scandinavian troubadours storm Valhalla with multipart epics.
By Chuck Eddy
>> Read the full
review here.
REISSUES:
Steinski
What Does It All Mean?: 1983–2006 Retrospective

Illegal Art
Law-breaking mix master
conjoined history and culture using a razor blade and analog
tape
By Robert Christgau
>> Read the full
review here.
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